The Hon. Berlusconi goes to a bank near the Chamber of Deputies to change a check; came his turn submit it to the cashier with his smile and asks him to be able to collect.
The cashier, a man of spotless professionalism, given the fact that the Mrs is not 'customer of the bank, in turn, asks him to show proof of identity, whereupon Berlusconi, when she had looked in his pocket, replied:
"My dear, allow me, as you can imagine I do not go around with the documents, given my position and my reputation I would say that there is not really needed!"
The cashier did not bat an eyelid, and reiterates that in the absence of the document can not 'do this and Berlusconi, who begins to deteriorate, he asked to pull down the director.
Even the latter, despite the embarrassment, it can not 'do anything but confirm the correctness of the procedure from the cashier. At this point, Berlusconi
blurted
"But gosh, I'll come to say that the procedure applied really that 'strictly with all the famous people who come into this bank!?"
"In fact - replied the teller - not really, for example two weeks ago came here Iuri Chechi, no papers, I asked him if he could prove that he really who he said and he has grasped the bar of the wall system , has made the team, then twirl and landed with perfect coordination of movements, at which point there was no doubt and I changed the check, the other day has passed Totti, who is also undocumented, he began to dribble in front of the case and no one has had more 'doubts It was he, and I changed the check.
In short, if you can do something that proves beyond 'doubt that she is really the Hon. Berlusconi, the problem is solved. "
Berlusconi begins to think, but soon burst out again:" But I do not know at this moment I can think of just bullshit! "
and the cashier:" How do you want from 200 EURO or in smaller? ".
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Berlusconi riding his horse PierFuria is waiting for the green to cross the street when a little girl on a brand new bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike - says the prime minister - has brought you Santa Claus?' ''Of course I gave it to him, 'answered the child. Having scrutinized the bicycle, the chairman of the board in the hands of a tiny fine of € 5 ... 'The next time - he says - to tell Santa to put a light back on the bike'. The girl, not at all afraid, looks at him and says, 'Nice horse, sir. Santa Claus brought it to him? ' ''Of course I brought him 'replied Silvio seem surprised and amused. 'Then - still the little girl - Next time tell Santa that the balls go by the horse, not on '.
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