A man and a woman face in a car accident.
The two cars are destroyed, even though neither is injured.
They manage to crawl out of the car and smashed the woman says to man: 'I can not believe it: you you're a man ... I am a woman. And now look at our cars are completely destroyed but we are unhurt. This is a sign: the fate would have it we met and became friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'.
He said, 'I agree: it must be a sign from heaven!'
She continues: 'And look at this other miracle ... My car is demolished, but the bottle of wine that I had not been broken into. Certainly the fate wanted us bevessimo this wine to celebrate our meeting lucky ... '
The woman hands him the bottle, he opens it, he drank nearly half and passes it to her ... but the woman closes the bottle without even a drop to drink.
The man asked her, 'You do not drink?'
She replies: 'No. .. I expect the traffic police arrive ... '
MORAL: Women are not MORE 'SMART ... BUT JUST MORE 'BAD.
(O Foxy!)
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